December 2014, Three Word Story

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I huffed and of course puffed on my bubblegum which tasted like Swiss chard extract with added sprinkles of bunny rabbits, and good old fashioned birch beer.  That sounds scrumptious but let me tell you about what happened next after Judy saw what was floating on top of

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the birch beer.  the hot tub.  or maybe the thing was swimming but what was really confusing was it was singing a Christmas carol that could have been written by George Friedrick Handel.  Amazing! Exclaimed Turan you have such an ability to accompany a cello hitting both high

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and low notes like 'twas easy.  How is that for anthropomorphizing?  We would never, ever say anything bad about something floating in the soup even if it looked like a bundle of Roubles, not worth much to look at but delightful for cuddling up with by a fire

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and eating up every mince pie in sight.  After too much turkey and not enough vegetables from the Square Foot Garden, there wasn't room for Chef Gregory's Louisiana Grilled Shrimp with Cajun spices and steamed oysters.  What a shame!  Oh my goodness, too full to even eat DESSERT

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I huffed and of course puffed on my bubblegum which tasted like Swiss chard extract with added sprinkles of bunny rabbits, and good old fashioned birch beer.  That sounds scrumptious but let me tell you about what happened next after Judy saw what was floating on top of

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the birch beer.  the hot tub.  or maybe the thing was swimming but what was really confusing was it was singing a Christmas carol that could have been written by George Friedrick Handel.  Amazing! Exclaimed Turan you have such an ability to accompany a cello hitting both high

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and low notes like 'twas easy.  How is that for anthropomorphizing?  We would never, ever say anything bad about something floating in the soup even if it looked like a bundle of Roubles, not worth much to look at but delightful for cuddling up with by a fire

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and eating up every mince pie in sight.  After too much turkey and not enough vegetables from the Square Foot Garden, there wasn't room for Chef Gregory's Louisiana Grilled Shrimp with Cajun spices and steamed oysters.  What a shame!  Oh my goodness, too full to even eat DESSERT

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Such a crime!  You should always eat dessert, even when too full!!  Vomiting afterwards releases extra space for MORE dessert! Besides, dessert is mandatory if your objective is having fun.  or getting fat looks of approval from skinny people who only wish they dared to enjoy eating and