Re: December 2014, Three Word Story

boffer 12/13/2014, 12:03 pm

sleigh full of

**AtlantaMarie** 12/13/2014, 1:00 pm

beer bottles and

**Kelejan** 12/13/2014, 1:52 pm

LLM's Llama poo

yolos 12/13/2014, 4:35 pm

and cow poo

martha 12/13/2014, 6:36 pm

and…OH, NO!

Marc Iverson 12/13/2014, 6:42 pm

I cut my

plantoid 12/13/2014, 7:38 pm

losses, ran to

**Kelejan** 12/14/2014, 9:17 am

Father Christmas' Grotto

yolos 12/14/2014, 9:25 am

as fast as

Judy McConnell 12/14/2014, 11:50 am

my drunk legs

martha 12/14/2014, 11:54 am

could carry me.

plantoid 12/14/2014, 7:32 pm

A locked door

martha 12/14/2014, 7:51 pm

stood between me

boffer 12/14/2014, 8:03 pm

and the infamous

martha 12/14/2014, 9:43 pm

road to ruin.

boffer 12/14/2014, 9:54 pm

Pages 1-5 summary

Pages 6-10 summary.

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we were doing. However, Plantoid forgot to check on his wife's opinion. OMG, he's in deep doo-doo now! Wife checked differentials of power management and decided that it's her way or the highway! Ba dum bum! The drum rolled, and boffer hung

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on every word that Plantoid advised. Wrongly of course, as he liked to trick Colonists into thinking he knew something of great importance. More truthfully, though, he did not realize that Kelejan knew enough to write to Santa, asking him for Peace on Earth

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square by square. In the meantime, in Santa's workshop SFG kits were flying off the shelves like Elves. Flying elves are different from Elves on the shelves in the garage at Boffer's house, they get grubby and grumpy. They pick up after the dogs been.

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They also have to clean the reindeer stalls and they hate that! Apparently, composting isn't the elve's idea of a fun filled Christmas. They prefer to sit around, drinking, pulling to pieces the pile of tangled ribbons and fast food wrappers. The recycle depot manager said, "What's

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up with this sleigh full of beer bottles and LLM's llama poo and cow poo and...OH, NO! I cut my losses, ran to Father Christmas' Grotto as fast as my drunk legs could carry me. A locked door stood between me and the infamous road to ruin.

I huffed and

martha 12/14/2014, 10:02 pm

of course puffed

boffer 12/14/2014, 10:05 pm

on my bubblegum

martha 12/14/2014, 10:36 pm

which tasted like

yolos 12/15/2014, 1:28 am

Swiss chard extract

**Kelejan** 12/15/2014, 1:37 am

with added sprinkles

plantoid 12/15/2014, 4:39 am

of bunny rabbits ,

Judy McConnell 12/15/2014, 6:53 am

and good old

martha 12/15/2014, 9:55 am

fashioned birch beer.

**Kelejan** 12/15/2014, 1:03 pm

That sounds scrumptious

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