December 2014, Three Word Story

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him a present... A shiny new SFG tabletop planter filled with MM and seed packets so he could stop having backaches. Keeping the headaches was very important because headaches meant he was alive. He took his seeds and trowel with him while he moved the heavy tabletop box

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clockwise three times causing a genie to appear from the mm's compost. The genie then blew a cloud (not a cigar) of fairy dust and seedlings sprouted in the garden. Mrs. Boffer said "I have some magic beans that grow so prolifically that we must plant them

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in our SFG with giant trellises to support them. A tree climber with boot spikes watched as the beans prodigiously grew over boffer's house. They continued up the poplar tree to the giant's tree house, where purple flowers bloomed all winter long all shades of purple with 6'

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bean pods. They were so huge that they almost required a crane just to harvest but too big to fit in my ears, which although very large were not that accommodating for monster bean pod ripening. However, since mothers do have them fits of laughter, even them hysterics,

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the thought of actually eating them was too intimidating. So, instead, we pureed them, and froze as much as we could not use immediately. We next examined the result of the equatorial sun in outer Mongolia for some dumb reason that sounded like we knew what

martha wrote:Ba dum bum!

(That's my comment and my turn! Not sure how to really spell it, though…)