Search
Latest topics
» Ads are backby lovey Today at 12:02 am
» Garden Tools
by Soose Yesterday at 6:07 pm
» Soaking Seeds for Better Germination
by Soose Yesterday at 5:56 pm
» Should I buy this compost tumbler??
by Soose Yesterday at 5:55 pm
» Kiwi's SFG Adventure
by KiwiSFGnewbie Yesterday at 4:10 pm
» How do I source Mels Mix for 190 cu ft????
by Merrymouse Yesterday at 10:35 am
» Back In The Saddle I Suppose
by AtlantaMarie Yesterday at 5:15 am
» Happy Birthday!!
by AtlantaMarie Yesterday at 5:12 am
» Seed Exchange - January 2023
by sanderson Yesterday at 3:08 am
» Phosphate
by bigtoad 2/2/2023, 5:41 pm
» Organic compost without peat in Alberta
by OhioGardener 2/2/2023, 8:05 am
» worms and compost tumbler
by Soose 2/1/2023, 11:46 pm
» trying to Think Spring in cold Chicago
by sanderson 2/1/2023, 4:43 pm
» New Lifetime Compost Tumbler..
by sanderson 2/1/2023, 4:41 pm
» What are you eating from your garden today?
by OhioGardener 2/1/2023, 10:44 am
» Aero Garden for starting seeds?
by OhioGardener 2/1/2023, 8:23 am
» Starbucks for coffee grounds!
by sanderson 1/30/2023, 1:37 am
» N&C Midwest: January & February 2023
by OhioGardener 1/29/2023, 7:33 pm
» Placing Box on Cement
by OhioGardener 1/29/2023, 2:57 pm
» How I compost using a Tumbler
by Soose 1/29/2023, 2:45 pm
» Garlic Chives in SFG?
by OhioGardener 1/29/2023, 8:56 am
» Microgreens Gardening
by sanderson 1/28/2023, 11:42 pm
» Johnson Su composting Bioreactor instructions for home, not the farm.
by has55 1/28/2023, 10:57 am
» homemade vermicomposting/Worm Casting Compost Sifters
by has55 1/28/2023, 10:45 am
» Famous Gardening Quotes
by OhioGardener 1/28/2023, 8:29 am
» The SFG Journey-Johnson Su Bioreactor for composting, No turning
by has55 1/28/2023, 12:09 am
» seed starting Mel's way
by plantoid 1/27/2023, 7:09 am
» Home Made Compost
by plantoid 1/27/2023, 6:18 am
» New but Old
by lovey 1/25/2023, 1:49 am
» Dani's Brand New SFG For 2023
by danieggert 1/24/2023, 6:24 pm
Google
The Backyard Fence Thread...
5 posters
Page 1 of 1
The Backyard Fence Thread...
...for those of us who talk too much about anything and everything!
What's red and white and whispers?
>
>
>
>
>
A hoarse radish!
What's red and white and whispers?
>
>
>
>
>
A hoarse radish!
Re: The Backyard Fence Thread...
Tehe!
How do you get a handkerchief to dance?
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
Blow a little boogie in it
Deborah ....who has put in a lot of time with 5th grade boys.
How do you get a handkerchief to dance?
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
Blow a little boogie in it
Deborah ....who has put in a lot of time with 5th grade boys.
Re: The Backyard Fence Thread...

(says Martha, who will be checking back for more such jokes, and wishes she had some to add.)
martha-
Posts : 2188
Join date : 2010-03-03
Age : 65
Location : Acton, Massachusetts Zone 5b/6a
Martha
Haven't you trained your customers to bring a joke along with their hunger when they come to your restaurant?
There's a few vendors I deal with regularly who probably wouldn't sell me anything if I didn't come to their store with a joke!
There's a few vendors I deal with regularly who probably wouldn't sell me anything if I didn't come to their store with a joke!
Re: The Backyard Fence Thread...
I posted the following on another thread but thought you all might enjoy it here, too.
So... I'm a sfg certified teacher... but...
I'm mostly a flower gardener. It works wonderfully in an sfg. Little landscapes spots throughout the yard. But I'm really, really going to try veggies this year. Now, you have to understand that not only haven't I grown many vegetables (my DH does that) I also don't "do kitchens" as he does most all of the cooking (and shopping). Well, we had our neighborhood ladies brunch and seed exchange this morning. So I volunteered to take a fruit bowl. I went to the local grocery store to by the items I needed. One item was mangos. So I took two of them over to the produce guy and asked him how to tell if these mangos were ripe. He said, "Well, first of all, those are avacados."
Actually, ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING!.
Okay, with my husband's help, my fruit salad in a made-by-me syrup (without avacados) was just fine. He was so proud of me that he made me take a picture of the fruitbowl!
Bet all you fresh fruit and veggies guys can't top this!
So... I'm a sfg certified teacher... but...
I'm mostly a flower gardener. It works wonderfully in an sfg. Little landscapes spots throughout the yard. But I'm really, really going to try veggies this year. Now, you have to understand that not only haven't I grown many vegetables (my DH does that) I also don't "do kitchens" as he does most all of the cooking (and shopping). Well, we had our neighborhood ladies brunch and seed exchange this morning. So I volunteered to take a fruit bowl. I went to the local grocery store to by the items I needed. One item was mangos. So I took two of them over to the produce guy and asked him how to tell if these mangos were ripe. He said, "Well, first of all, those are avacados."


Okay, with my husband's help, my fruit salad in a made-by-me syrup (without avacados) was just fine. He was so proud of me that he made me take a picture of the fruitbowl!
Bet all you fresh fruit and veggies guys can't top this!
mckr3441
Certified SFG Instructor-
Posts : 765
Join date : 2010-03-05
Age : 83
Location : Cleveland Heights, Ohio (5b)
Re: The Backyard Fence Thread...
There should be a back yard fence fourm. That would be nice
Kabaju42-
Posts : 249
Join date : 2010-03-03
Location : Salt Lake City, UT
Re: The Backyard Fence Thread...
I did not bribe him to say that! I did not!
Kabaju42
I made that suggestion in the old forum, but it went over like a lead balloon!

Kabaju42
I made that suggestion in the old forum, but it went over like a lead balloon!
Boffer
And you just gave my hubby and I a side-splitting laughing jag! Thanks. A great way to end the day.
mckr3441
Certified SFG Instructor-
Posts : 765
Join date : 2010-03-05
Age : 83
Location : Cleveland Heights, Ohio (5b)

» Right in My Own Backyard - better late than never
» Backyard Grapes
» Use SFG planting mix for fruit trees?
» Small backyard converted
» Backyard AND community garden plots?
» Backyard Grapes
» Use SFG planting mix for fruit trees?
» Small backyard converted
» Backyard AND community garden plots?
Page 1 of 1
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
|
|