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The Backyard Fence Thread...
...for those of us who talk too much about anything and everything!
What's red and white and whispers?
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A hoarse radish!
What's red and white and whispers?
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A hoarse radish!
Re: The Backyard Fence Thread...
Tehe!
How do you get a handkerchief to dance?
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Blow a little boogie in it
Deborah ....who has put in a lot of time with 5th grade boys.
How do you get a handkerchief to dance?
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Blow a little boogie in it
Deborah ....who has put in a lot of time with 5th grade boys.
Re: The Backyard Fence Thread...
![The Backyard Fence Thread... Icon_rolleyes](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif)
(says Martha, who will be checking back for more such jokes, and wishes she had some to add.)
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Martha
Haven't you trained your customers to bring a joke along with their hunger when they come to your restaurant?
There's a few vendors I deal with regularly who probably wouldn't sell me anything if I didn't come to their store with a joke!
There's a few vendors I deal with regularly who probably wouldn't sell me anything if I didn't come to their store with a joke!
Re: The Backyard Fence Thread...
I posted the following on another thread but thought you all might enjoy it here, too.
So... I'm a sfg certified teacher... but...
I'm mostly a flower gardener. It works wonderfully in an sfg. Little landscapes spots throughout the yard. But I'm really, really going to try veggies this year. Now, you have to understand that not only haven't I grown many vegetables (my DH does that) I also don't "do kitchens" as he does most all of the cooking (and shopping). Well, we had our neighborhood ladies brunch and seed exchange this morning. So I volunteered to take a fruit bowl. I went to the local grocery store to by the items I needed. One item was mangos. So I took two of them over to the produce guy and asked him how to tell if these mangos were ripe. He said, "Well, first of all, those are avacados."
Actually, ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING!.
Okay, with my husband's help, my fruit salad in a made-by-me syrup (without avacados) was just fine. He was so proud of me that he made me take a picture of the fruitbowl!
Bet all you fresh fruit and veggies guys can't top this!
So... I'm a sfg certified teacher... but...
I'm mostly a flower gardener. It works wonderfully in an sfg. Little landscapes spots throughout the yard. But I'm really, really going to try veggies this year. Now, you have to understand that not only haven't I grown many vegetables (my DH does that) I also don't "do kitchens" as he does most all of the cooking (and shopping). Well, we had our neighborhood ladies brunch and seed exchange this morning. So I volunteered to take a fruit bowl. I went to the local grocery store to by the items I needed. One item was mangos. So I took two of them over to the produce guy and asked him how to tell if these mangos were ripe. He said, "Well, first of all, those are avacados."
![The Backyard Fence Thread... Lol](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif)
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Okay, with my husband's help, my fruit salad in a made-by-me syrup (without avacados) was just fine. He was so proud of me that he made me take a picture of the fruitbowl!
Bet all you fresh fruit and veggies guys can't top this!
mckr3441
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Re: The Backyard Fence Thread...
There should be a back yard fence fourm. That would be nice
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Re: The Backyard Fence Thread...
I did not bribe him to say that! I did not!
Kabaju42
I made that suggestion in the old forum, but it went over like a lead balloon!
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Kabaju42
I made that suggestion in the old forum, but it went over like a lead balloon!
Boffer
And you just gave my hubby and I a side-splitting laughing jag! Thanks. A great way to end the day.
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