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Abbreviations for Seniors
Every so often someone asks for a list of abbreviations that are sometimes used on the forum. In order to keep the list short, this list is just for seniors. I received this in an email...source unknown.
All that being said, I want to retire near this place:
Since Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).
ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
All that being said, I want to retire near this place:
Re: Abbreviations for Seniors
I just made that cup of coffee, dangit
I'll be back after I clean the monitor.
Thats some funny stuff
I'll be back after I clean the monitor.
Thats some funny stuff
acara- Posts : 1012
Join date : 2010-08-27
Age : 54
Location : Wesley Chapel, Florida (Zone 9)
One more
Don't forget my most frequently-used one, CRS.
ander217- Posts : 1450
Join date : 2010-03-16
Age : 69
Location : Southeastern Missouri (6b)
Re: Abbreviations for Seniors
ander217 wrote:Don't forget my most frequently-used one, CRS.
What does CRS mean again?
I think I acquired that affliction in my thirties!
Re: Abbreviations for Seniors
I think it closely resembles my most frequent affliction, known as CRAFT, er, or something like that.boffer wrote:ander217 wrote:Don't forget my most frequently-used one, CRS.
What does CRS mean again?
I think I acquired that affliction in my thirties!
Re: Abbreviations for Seniors
Just passed this on to my mom who just started texting. I'm waiting for her to start using some of these. Also great because she is an RN. Thanks for the laugh Boffer!
Lemonie- Posts : 192
Join date : 2010-10-24
Age : 41
Location : Georgetown, KY Zone 6a
Re: Abbreviations for Seniors
CRS = Can't Remember Stuff (or something simlar to stuff)
Furbalsmom- Posts : 3141
Join date : 2010-06-10
Age : 77
Location : Coastal Oregon, Zone 9a, Heat Zone 2 :(
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