Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately Game

martha 12/24/2011, 6:26 pm

Unfortunately, they scared themselves when they saw each other.

**llama momma** 12/24/2011, 6:34 pm

Fortunately BBG retained his sense of humor and patience while waiting for one foot in mouth removal and one leg re-attachment procedure.

sherryeo 12/24/2011, 6:38 pm

Unfortunately, the doc put the leg on backwards, so BBG didn't know whether he was coming or going!

**llama momma** 12/24/2011, 6:43 pm

Fortunately it felt FANTASTIC to get that blasted foot out of his mouth.

**RoOsTeR** 12/24/2011, 6:48 pm

Unfortunately BBG got run over by a reindeer.

boffer 12/24/2011, 7:19 pm

Fortunately, Santa's insurance was paid in full so BBG wasn't stuck with all the medical bills after the holidays.

sherryeo 12/24/2011, 7:23 pm

Unfortunately, the reindeer, who had been scheduled to guide the sleigh Christmas Eve, was injured in the crash.

**RoOsTeR** 12/24/2011, 7:25 pm

Fortunately, Santa had an ole mule for back up.

sherryeo 12/24/2011, 7:38 pm

Unfortunately, the mule was very near-sighted.

**llama momma** 12/24/2011, 8:30 pm

Fortunately Santa could give his team a whistle and drive out of sight with his new Garmin GPS.

boffer 12/24/2011, 8:48 pm

Unfortunately, the Garmin's cheap batteries went dead when the sleigh was nearly over llama momma's alpaca farm.

sherryeo 12/24/2011, 9:15 pm

Fortunately, llama momma's prize alpaca, Maximus, was up to the task of replacing the old mule and leading the sleigh to deliver all the toys to good girls and boys!

**llama momma** 12/24/2011, 9:29 pm

Unfortunately Maximus lied to Santa since he is much too young to lead the sleigh, and convinced his even younger llama buddy Spartacus to join the team.

boffer 12/24/2011, 9:38 pm

Fortunately, Maximus didn't care if he was an alpaca or llama and told the old fat guy to get the show on the road pronto!

sherryeo 12/24/2011, 9:43 pm

Unfortunately for those devious tricksters who tried to give Maximus an identity crisis, he was a llama who KNEW who he was!

**llama momma** 12/24/2011, 9:53 pm

Fortunately Santa is good with directions and ready to roll, having made the trip so many times.

plantoid 12/25/2011, 6:46 am

unfortunately some parcels fell off the sleigh on the journey

sherryeo 12/25/2011, 10:57 am

Fortunately, Santa prepared for this possibility by having llama Spartacus, with appropriate chaperone elf in attendance due to Spartacus's tender age, guiding another sleigh that was flying below Santa's sleigh to catch the falling packages.

martha 12/25/2011, 1:46 pm

Unfortunately, some of the packages landed right on the chaperone elf's head.

plantoid 12/25/2011, 4:46 pm

Fortunately christmas was nearly over so you can play this game next year

**RoOsTeR** 12/26/2011, 9:18 am

Unfortunately Christmas goes waaaay to fast, and it's sad seeing your kids get older and older Sad

**llama momma** 12/26/2011, 9:32 am

Fortunately when they are adults, the friendship level of communication can be pretty awesome too.

martha 12/26/2011, 10:39 am

Unfortunately, when your kids get older, they start beating you at games traditionally played in your family at Christmas.

sherryeo 12/26/2011, 11:44 am

Fortunately, if you're very, very lucky, one day they will get married and provide you with grandchildren!

boffer 12/26/2011, 12:34 pm

Unfortunately, you can't take the grandkids out celebrating on New Year's Eve.

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