Re: Random Comment

martha 4/27/2011, 12:21 am

Two old ladies went for a tramp in the woods, but he got away.

boffer 4/27/2011, 12:27 am

New gardeners learn by trowel and error.
But what's a gardener to do when the price of rice walks
like a duck picking bones out of ice cream on Santa's whimsy
in a white room with no hair curlers?

martha 4/27/2011, 12:35 am

Boffer, you have me beat.

boffer 4/27/2011, 12:39 am

You do alright for just passin' through once in a while! Wink

HEY! I was braggin' on you earlier today; let me find it.
https://squarefoot.forumotion.com/t6756-what-s-old-is-new#60714

Old Hippie 4/27/2011, 1:13 am

The farther up you go a vest has no sleeves.

Gwynn

Miss M 4/27/2011, 1:17 am

While I love bagpipes, they don't make my first choice of music for going to sleep.

middlemamma 4/27/2011, 1:17 am

Gwynn...I would just like to point out that this is the type of thread you are more than welcome to hi-jack. Random Comment - Page 2 262465

Barkie 4/27/2011, 1:28 am

There once was a young man from Leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds.
In less than an hour his chest was in flower
but his **** was covered in weeds.

boffer 4/27/2011, 1:31 am

middlemamma wrote:Gwynn...I would just like to point out that this is the type of thread you are more than welcome to hi-jack.

Yeah...somebody find ashort, and we'll continue our conversation about veggie slings...

or...anybody remember that old WWII submarine movie where they used veggie slings to keep the darn submarine engine working?

Old Hippie 4/27/2011, 1:38 am

middlemamma wrote:Gwynn...I would just like to point out that this is the type of thread you are more than welcome to hi-jack.

We should have more of these. tonight I am too tired to get into it properly. And by the way, some of us hippies did shave our legs at least on special occasions or when we wore short skirts, but not when we wore long ones....and not our 'pits.

@ Barkie.....I love limericks.

Gwynn

**walshevak** 4/27/2011, 8:25 am

Barkie wrote:There once was a young man from Leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds.
In less than an hour his chest was in flower
but his **** was covered in weeds.

sherryeo 4/27/2011, 8:44 am

If you consider the possible ramifications before endeavoring to elicit variant projected compensations for the indisputable and inevitable summations, the logistical inferences can be randomly extrapolated. Or so I've heard. Twisted Evil

UnderTheBlackWalnut 4/27/2011, 9:51 am

Boffer! Operation Petticoat! sunny

dizzygardener 4/27/2011, 10:29 am

Barkie wrote:There once was a young man from Leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds.
In less than an hour his chest was in flower
but his **** was covered in weeds.

HA!

Miss M 4/27/2011, 10:43 am

Sherry Owens wrote: If you consider the possible ramifications before endeavoring to elicit variant projected compensations for the indisputable and inevitable summations, the logistical inferences can be randomly extrapolated. Or so I've heard.

Yeah, I was just going to say that. Random Comment - Page 2 889526

Nonna.PapaVino 4/27/2011, 9:17 pm

Okay, Barkie, you inspired me with your limerick; that and all the talk about rain:

It's been raining here dawn until dusk.
I look down at myself in disgust:
I'm twelve shades of pale,
From head to my tail.
In Oregon, we don't tan. We just rust.

**walshevak** 4/27/2011, 9:20 pm

Irish Diplomacy

The ability to tell a person to go to hell and he enjoys the trip.

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