Re: You Know You're a Square Foot Gardener When...

has55 9/4/2014, 12:37 am

sanderson wrote:Yes we are!

+1

yolos 9/4/2014, 9:39 am

You retire a year early (next August) just so you can pollinate the squash growing under tulle in the morning and uncover in the morning and cover in the afternoon the fall vegetables with row cover to keep them from freezing.

Windmere 9/4/2014, 11:27 am

You excitedly tell your distant family (the ones who don't know about my gardening yet) that you got just bought a bag of worm poo from Amazon.

yolos 9/4/2014, 1:27 pm

Windmere wrote:You excitedly tell your distant family (the ones who don't know about my gardening yet) that you got just bought a bag of worm poo from Amazon.

**sanderson** 9/4/2014, 2:00 pm

**Kelejan** 9/4/2014, 7:44 pm

yolos wrote:
Windmere wrote:You excitedly tell your distant family (the ones who don't know about my gardening yet) that you got just bought a bag of worm poo from Amazon.

Even more so when you tell them you actually bought the worms to make your own poo.
(And keep them in the living-room.)

Marc Iverson 9/4/2014, 10:06 pm

Ha ha! Yeah, that wouldn't fly around here. But I admire the dedication!

Windmere 9/4/2014, 10:17 pm

Kelejan wrote:
yolos wrote:
Windmere wrote:You excitedly tell your distant family (the ones who don't know about my gardening yet) that you got just bought a bag of worm poo from Amazon.

Even more so when you tell them you actually bought the worms to make your own poo.
(And keep them in the living-room.)

You got me beat on that one!

**sanderson** 9/5/2014, 12:37 am

And, we have a winner, folks! cheers

**llama momma** 7/7/2015, 9:24 pm

You know you're a square foot gardener when your brain permanently programs garden lingo. For example I checked the weather and read it as Tomato Watch. What?? Look again this time it correctly reads tornado watch....I'd prefer a tomato watch... tongue

audrey.jeanne.roberts 7/8/2015, 12:31 am

When your four year old neighbor girl asks you how your worm pets are doing and if you are done naming them yet, LOL! (I told her I had named each one and now she wants me to tell her their names!!!)

Goosegirl 7/8/2015, 10:33 pm

**Kelejan** 7/9/2015, 12:18 am

audrey.jeanne.roberts wrote:When your four year old neighbor girl asks you how your worm pets are doing and if you are done naming them yet, LOL! (I told her I had named each one and now she wants me to tell her their names!!!)

Don't you know, audrey.jeanne, that little children take your words literally? Do what I do, name all my worms, Fred.
As I have said before; all my goldfish were named George, and all my boyfriends, Darling.

audrey.jeanne.roberts 7/9/2015, 1:36 am

LOL! I wish I'd thought of it, I could have named them Fred 1, Fred 2, Fred 3...

I did tell her I was naming them "A, B, C, D..." that went right over her head though, LOL!

CapeCoddess 8/3/2016, 2:01 pm

Bump
Another thread full of good laughs!

**sanderson** 8/3/2016, 2:55 pm

Glad you Bumped this one. I was going to look for it but you beat me to it, so thank you. Saves me time

countrynaturals 3/10/2019, 8:04 pm

. . . you harvest bamboo after a storm and the first thing you think of is "sfg grids". Razz

**sanderson** 3/11/2019, 12:33 pm

I love this thread! Thank you for finding and bumping it.

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