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Post  Denese on 8/23/2011, 9:47 am

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LOVE IT!! I laughed so hard I almost peed myself! DH enjoyed it, as well! Keep 'em comin' Boffer!!
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Post  Goosegirl on 8/23/2011, 12:49 pm

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LOVE IT!! I laughed so hard I almost peed myself! DH enjoyed it, as well! Keep 'em comin' Boffer!!



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Post  boffer on 8/25/2011, 1:29 am

My wife just hates it when I go out in public dressed like that!

J/K

Wouldn't that make the perfect flash mob? The fun would be done before security showed up to see a bunch of ol' farts sitting around!
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Post  FarmerValerie on 8/26/2011, 8:44 am

I tell ya, that reminds me of a Bill Murray scene, kind of a cross between Caddyshack & Stripes. Good one Boff
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Post  walshevak on 9/18/2011, 2:47 am

Just catching up on 4 weeks of posts and must have missed something. What's up?

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Post  Goosegirl on 9/18/2011, 8:49 am

@walshevak wrote:Just catching up on 4 weeks of posts and must have missed something. What's up?

Kay

It was one of Boffer's click-ons on the home page corner several weeks ago. Sorry you missed that one. It was hilarious! Guys doing a drill-team routine with fold-out lawn chairs. Just about peed my pants! Hopefully someone will be able to find a link for you - or you can beg Boffer to send it to you.

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Post  Kelejan on 9/18/2011, 9:42 am

I missed that as well. I had no idea what you were all talking about.
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Post  boffer on 9/18/2011, 10:41 am

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Post  Kelejan on 9/18/2011, 12:27 pm

Thanks Boffer. made my Sunday morning.



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Post  boffer on 9/18/2011, 1:48 pm

It never hurts to click on oddball images on the homepage!

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Post  sceleste54 on 9/18/2011, 4:24 pm

rofl Thanks Boffer !!!!
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Post  walshevak on 9/22/2011, 8:46 am

thanks boffer. what a hoot.

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Post  boffer on 9/22/2011, 10:37 am

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.

Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target:


Dear Mrs. boffer,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. boffer, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9.. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least:

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.



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Post  Kelejan on 9/22/2011, 1:33 pm

You are an amazing man, Mr. Boffer.
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Post  tabletopper on 9/22/2011, 1:47 pm

cant believe that this is our Boffer..........thats not his real name anyway......Ruth
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Post  boffer on 9/22/2011, 2:11 pm

oops...it appears I forgot to add 'J/K' at the end of my last post

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Post  genes on 9/23/2011, 9:25 pm

teehee I got the same email lol good use
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Post  FarmerValerie on 9/27/2011, 9:02 am

Those are so funny, I laugh each time I read that list, and my kids have done that too. Caused a real hum dinger of a fight at the check out putttin those condoms in someone else's buggy......
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