Re: Senseless Banter...

**Scorpio Rising** on 3/2/2016, 6:25 pm

Love it! Mr. Bean! So funny, thanks TD!

**Kelejan** on 3/2/2016, 9:56 pm

We all have a different sense of humour. One of my friends loves Mr. Bean. Mostly he gives me the creeps.

**trolleydriver** on 3/3/2016, 11:18 am

Dating Ads for Seniors found in a Florida Newspaper .

You can say what you want about Florida, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north. These are actual ads seen in ''The Villages'' Florida newspaper.

(Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?)

FOXY LADY :
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty,
80's, slim, 5'4' (used to be 5'6'),
Searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
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LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:

Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband,
Looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness,
fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
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SERENITY NOW:

I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and
meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
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WINNING SMILE:

Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser
to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
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BEATLES OR STONES?

I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on
Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.
If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen,
let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
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MEMORIES:

I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads
together.
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MINT CONDITION :
Male, 1932 model, high mileage, good condition, some hair,
many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn't in running condition, but walks well.

**trolleydriver** on 3/3/2016, 11:21 am

So this retired guy sits around the house all day until one day his wife says to him, "You could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week. Guy gives it a moment’s thought and says, "Sure why not. Show me to the vacuum." Half an hour later the guy comes into the kitchen to get some coffee. His wife says,"I did not hear the vacuum running. " I thought you were using it? Exasperated man answers, "The stupid thing is broken... it won’t start... we need to buy a new one. "Really?", she says. " Show me!" So he did. NOW... click the link :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=VdmXLhN5i28

CapeCoddess on 3/3/2016, 11:45 am

Oh man....I'd have to get a divorce...

CC

**Kelejan** on 3/3/2016, 1:42 pm

That was funny. I wonder if it is for real?

**sanderson** on 3/3/2016, 1:51 pm

plantoid on 3/3/2016, 6:20 pm

Bugger ! We have an upright Dyson where the cable wraps around cleats on the handle instead of being a pull start model . Laughing

CapeCoddess on 3/10/2016, 11:52 am

Great vid. Love the compost strainer at 3:46...
http://www.letsmove.gov/blog/2016/03/03/surprise-first-lady-visits-unsuspecting-local-gardeners
& I love that the kids know who she is! I don't know that I would have at that age.
blush

CC

Cajun Cappy on 3/14/2016, 11:54 am

http://www.catfish1.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=263373&d=1457950961

**sanderson** on 3/15/2016, 2:17 am

That's adorable!

Cajun Cappy on 3/15/2016, 2:18 pm

We picked over 100 lbs of Loquat plums yesterday and I am still today lots of bending stooping stretching. We are gonna do it again in 3 days and by tomorrow the yard should be dry enough to get out the ladder. Cant stand on it when the ground is mushy I'm a lil too chubby for that.

**sanderson** on 3/15/2016, 2:59 pm

TD, I just noticed the Dating Ads for Seniors! rofl

Cajun Cappy on 3/15/2016, 3:11 pm

Thanks to google I kinda like the adds they show me on forums and blogs and such. They seem tailor made for me and show stuff like gardening and fishing and cooking sites as well as Barnes and Noble etc. They are subject to what I look at online. I have been researching using loquat leaves and seeds and such and low and behold a site offering me loquat leaf tea bags showed up. kinda makes me wonder what yall been googling to see old folks dating sites??? Twisted Evil

**trolleydriver** on 3/15/2016, 3:15 pm

@sanderson wrote:TD, I just noticed the Dating Ads for Seniors!

sanderson ... Do we need to put some parental controls on your web surfing?

Oh now I remember. I actually posted the ads right here on the forum. Silly me.

**sanderson** on 3/15/2016, 3:16 pm

I'm wondering if Mrs. TD knows that TD is looking at Senior dating sites. Razz

Cajun Cappy on 3/15/2016, 3:37 pm

I seldom post stuff from face book cause I am seldom on it but dant it thats funny and cute there.

CapeCoddess on 3/15/2016, 3:43 pm

Too funny!!!

**Scorpio Rising** on 3/15/2016, 5:35 pm

Bad hair day!

plantoid on 3/16/2016, 7:21 am

@trolleydriver wrote:
@sanderson wrote:TD, I just noticed the Dating Ads for Seniors!
sanderson ... Do we need to put some parental controls on your web surfing?

Oh now I remember. I actually posted the ads right here on the forum. Silly me.

I was Googling " Ginger " from my Ubuntu platformed computer & mis-spelt it , putting in " Ginder " instead , hit enter just as I realised I was reading the mis-spelt word .

Anyway , I thought no harm done , Googles auto correct would take me to Ginger .

How little I know of the world , I started getting ads for some real weird anal stuff , that even embarrassed Embarassed

" Roughy toughy liddle ole me " Laughing

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Contacted a few IT bomb-head internet associates and as a result am now using " iblock " as a blocker. My, that cured a lot of ill's.

**Kelejan** on 3/16/2016, 10:05 am

And here reading right now I am drinking lemon/ginger tea. Very Happy

CapeCoddess on 3/16/2016, 10:48 am

@Kelejan wrote:And here reading right now I am drinking lemon/ginger tea.

Perfect morning anti-inflammatory, Kelejan!

I use fresh ginger, turmeric, black pepper, stevia, apple cider vinegar and cayenne for my morning tea. I make a 2 cup condensed version at the beginning of the week in the nutri -bullet. Then each morning I add about 1/3 cup to a large cup of hot water, and squeeze in lemon or lime.

Only then can i get on the treadmill or go out and walk with my 'pack'.

CC

Cajun Cappy on 3/16/2016, 2:56 pm

I stepped out and got hit in the nose with lemon blossom. They started opening last night. The yard will soon be ablaze with citrus blossoms ad I cant even begin to describe the smell. Bees are buzzing in the trees already and our fig tree has small leaves already. So Spring id starting to spring.

**sanderson** on 3/20/2016, 3:36 am

Did you know? http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/1964649-11-foods-that-grow-in-totally-unexpected-ways-cashews-baby-corn-cinnamon/?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=Postcron.com

Cajun Cappy on 3/20/2016, 5:00 am

Thanks Sanderson. I did know most of the foods but thanks for the interesting link. The toxic shell of cashews is why you have never seen them in their shells and they do not come in those bags of mixed nuts in the shell because of this. Most folks have never noticed that they have never seen them in their shells.

I knew baby corn was exactly that baby corn cobs picked young un like baby carrots which are regular carrots whittled down to those unnatural pill shapes

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